Thursday, October 2, 2014

Just Say Yes

Whisked Away ensures a perfect proposal every time — or else

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Marriage proposals are a headache to plan.
 
Don’t waste time organizing a flash mob or getting an airplane to sky-write your love, just to find that your bride- or groom-to-be got lost on the way to your rendezvous point.
 
When it’s time to drop the "will you marry me" bomb on your other half, employ the services of Whisked Away, a new white-glove kidnapping service that will ensure they're in the right place at the right time.
 
First, you contact Whisked Away's expert concierge, who will pair you with a crack team of Lithuanian ex-hijackers.

They, in turn, will abduct your prospective spouse with top-notch care and drop him or her in a resplendent, windowless basement with all of the mod-cons: an Hermés gag, a state-of-the-art sound system (for blasting non-stop Cannibal Corpse tunes), and even a squat toilet.
 
After several days of ego-sapping pampering, your partner will emerge in a blind haze to find you, waiting on one knee. They'll be unable to say no.

Literally.

Whisked Away
 
Price: From $999 here
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