While waiting for Wayne Enterprises to ship your backordered Batplane, you're a bit defenseless against the rising droid army.
The interim solution: Suidobashi Heavy Industry's Kuratas, a 13-foot, diesel-powered 'bot capable of breaking the backs of even the most tween-hungry xenomorphs.
Asking price? A measly $1.35 million.
Artist Kogoro Kurata and robotics expert Wataru Yoshizaki call their creation an "art piece," but Kuratas is still a fully functional vehicle that you can control either in the cockpit or remotely via iPhone.
A feature that Batman probably could've used. (Cough, wink.)
Kuratas' water bottle rocket launcher is probably only lethal for wicked witches, but its Gatling gun deploys a deadly 6,000 BBS per minute, fired when the pilot smiles.
The online shop allows you to pick any color combination and add vital extras like a cockpit cup holder.
Because going into battle without a Big Gulp is like flying blind.