Look, we’re all adults here.
So let's be frank about getting frisky.
Frankly, there’s no subtext surrounding a private charter submarine called Lovers Deep.
This new extravagant experience comes courtesy the kind folks at Oliver’s Travels, who are offering select pleasure seekers a chance to join the Mile Low Club by doing the deed under the sea.
First, you’ll decide where in the world you want your vessel moored, then you’ll dive down below, snuggle into a window-lined suite with stellar sea views (optional: scattered rose petals and Barry White soundtrack) and let a chef and butler tend to your every other need.
But don’t fret if your bedroom sound bites are on the louder side. All staff stay in soundproof quarters on the opposite end of the sub.
Of course, there’s an aphrodisiac tasting menu, so in case your underwater love den isn’t enough to get you in the mood, you’ll eat oysters, caviar, and chocolate fondant off of whatever surface is handy.
Shut-eye probably won’t be on the agenda.