Beers & Brats: Rosamunde Sausage-Eating Contest
Stuff yourself with as many sausages as you can for the chance to win $100 cash and a $100 Rosamunde giftcard.
Winner picker: Take $2 off the champ's beer and sausage choice for the rest of the day.
Sat 2-3p. Rosamunde Sausage Grill, 2832 Mission St., The Mission. $20 with RSVP.
Nearby: The Attic Club; Velvet Cantina; The Revolution Cafe
V-Day Mischief at the 'Lark: Hunny Bunny Burlesque
Watch these Barbary Coast beauts shake their stuff as they tease their way into your heart.
Hot toddies: Trixie Shiksa and The General May Yang make a special appearance.
Fri 8p. Skylark, 3089 16th St., The Mission. Free.
Nearby: Dalva; Gestalt Haus; Elixir
Three-Armed Race: Date Dash 5K
Tackle a 3.1 mile fun run along the waterfront while linked to your partner in fuzzy handcuffs.
The route: Race along Marina Boulevard through Crissy Field Marsh before turning back to Sports Basement.
Sat 10a. Presidio Sports Basement, 610 Old Mason St., The Presidio. Free.
Nearby: Presidio Social Club; Reed & Greenough; Bin 38
The BEST F-ing Party: Love Train
Spend your happy hour aboard the F-Line as The Bold Italic whips up complimentary cocktails and light bites.
Get lucky: All guests will receive a free Emergency Hook-Up Preparedness Kit.
Tonight 6:15-8:30p. Castro MUNI stop, 17th and Market St, The Castro. $40 here.
Nearby: Bisou; Starbelly; Fable