Yeah sure, we're bitter. But we're still Americans.
So whether or not the Niners are in the Big Game, we've earned our national holiday of too much beer, food, and the faint promise of winning cash in a game of squares.
Here are 5 ways to throw the ultimate 49er-less Super Bowl Party. (And if you want to watch just to root for Seahawk injuries — we're not stopping you, and we're not judging you, either.)