5. Rob Delaney
The notoriously potty-mouthed Twitter comedian brings his stand-up to the Neptune for a set on Wednesday. He's been selling out halls all over the world, so click over and get your tix now. Whether he'll wear his trademark Speedo is anybody's guess.
Wed Dec 4. Neptune Theatre, 1303 NE 45th St, University District (206-682-1414). $23.50 here.