R&B Ridiculousness: Turquoise Jeep
Absurdist YouTube sensations Flynt Flossy, Yung Humma, and Whatchyamacallit deliver the must-see show of the month.
Backstage pass: Shell out the extra $20 for VIP access including a special private lesson in smangin'.
Tonight 8p. Crocodile, 2200 2nd Ave., Belltown (206-441-4618). $15-35 here.
Nearby: Shorty's; Bathtub Gin & Co; Rob Roy
Big Picture: Martin Schoeller Close Up
New York photog Schoeller's massive portraits of famous people and nobodies alike are a sight to behold in person.
No Instagram: The opening reception features tons to do, including DJ sets, a massive photobooth and a "portrait challenge."
Fri 8p. EMP Museum, 325 5th Ave N, Queen Anne (206-770-2700). $22 here.
Nearby: The Sitting Room; Ten Mercer; Brave Horse Tavern
Give Some Lip: Mustache Dache
If you're growing a lip warmer for Movember, show it off during this brisk 5K in Magnuson Park to help cancer charities.
Growing boy: A post-race party features food trucks, a beer garden, and a mechanical bull to test your mettle.
Sat 10a. Magnuson Park, 7400 Sand Point Way NE (206-684-4946). $44 here.
Nearby: Pair; Wedgwood Broiler; Frank's Oyster House
Truck Grub: Winter Mobile Feast
It's cold outside — warm up with 20 of the area's best food trucks all in one place.
Drivin' and fryin': Nosh, Barking Frog, Skillet, and more will serve up comfort food faves at $5 a pop.
Sun 10a-5p. Fremont Sunday Market, 400 N 34th St, Fremont (206-781-6776). Free.
Nearby: Revel; Paseo; Brouwer's Cafe