Birds do it, bees do it, even flowers and trees do it — but how?
Get ready for some answers.
Italian model and actress Isabella Rossellini has been on a crusade for the last few years to share the dynamic intricacies of the animal sex world with humanity through her series Green Porno.
In each episode, she dresses up like a beast of the field — a duck, a shrimp, a praying mantis — and acts out their mating rituals in all their bizarre and grisly glory. They're both educational and hilarious, which is more than we can say for most porno.
Now she's bringing the live show — which premiered in Los Angeles on Saturday —- to the Moore Theater, including a reading and discussion alongside screening of the films.
Who knows, maybe your girl will get some ideas.
Hopefully not from the praying mantis segment.