We'll get right to the point: This Sunday, the Mobile Food Rodeo corrals 40 of the city's best food trucks at the Fremont Farmer's Market.
Ezell's Express, the first roaming offshoot of Seattle's legendary fried chicken chain, will be making their debut, as will the Barking Frog Mobile Kitchen.
Established heavy hitters will be in attendance too: Marination Mobile, Skillet, Maximus Minimus and more.
A craft beer garden will give you all the libations you need to wash down your nosh. And, since it's Cinco de Mayo, six trucks are squaring off in a diner-judged competition for the treasured Golden Taco Award.
You really want to pick up a VIF ticket here. For $25, it lets you get in early and skip the lines like a sick kid at Disneyland.
Maybe pop some tires so these trucks stick around.
Mobile Food Rodeo
Sunday, May 5
Fremont Sunday Market
180 North Canal St, Fremont
Nearby: The Leary Traveler; Add-A-Ball; High Dive