Weird Hits: The Boxer's Omen
This totally insane 1983 Hong Kong horror film is as rare as it is weird, with only a few prints known to exist.
See for yourself: We could waste time talking or you could just watch the original trailer right now.
Tonight 9p & Sat 11p. Grand Illusion, 1403 NE 50th St., University District (206-523-3935). $8.
Nearby: Blue Moon Tavern; The District Lounge; Korean Tofu House
See Food: The Blind Cafe
This intimate dining experience serves meals in a pitch-black dining room, using a completely blind waitstaff.
Super senses: Novelty aside, blinded diners report increased sensitivity to taste and sound.
Tonight-Sat 7p. Fremont Baptist Church, 717 N 36th St, Fremont (206-632-7994). $35-95 here.
Nearby: Brouwer's Cafe; Add-A-Ball; Nectar Lounge
Sweet and Dirty: Jello Underground
Of course Seattle has a female-run jello wrestling league. Move over, roller derby.
For the belt: Defending champion Baberaham Lincoln will put her title on the line against all comers.
Sat 11p. Dante's, 5300 Roosevelt Way NE, University District (206-525-1300). $5.
Nearby: Thai Tom; Mandarin Chef; Sushi Tokyo
A Galaxy Far Away: One-Man Star Wars
The three good Star Wars movies condensed into two hours and performed by one dude.
The Force: Charles Ross has been performing this show since 2002 in more than 180 cities.
Sat 7p & 10p. The Triple Door, 216 Union St, Downtown (206-838-4333). $20 here.
Nearby: White Horse Trading; Alibi Room; Noc Noc