This Holiday Weekend

• Public Problems: Savage Love Live
  
  Sex columnist Dan Savage’s yearly stage show tackles the ins and outs of the old in-and-out.
  
  Burn it down: This special V-Day show invites jilted lovers onstage to dish dirt and destroy mementos of broken relationships.
  
  Tonight 8p. Neptune Theatre, 1303 NE 45th St., University District (206-523-3935). $32.
  
  Nearby: Blue Moon; Lucid; Village Sushi

• Fear Takes a Holiday: Vertfest at Alpental
  
  Alpental opens the slopes to free-riding daredevils with races, live music and a huge party.
  
  Cover the split: Stick around for Sunday seminars, including a look at the rising sport of splitboarding.
  
  Sat-Sun 8a-6p. Alpental, 17800 Alpental Access Rd Snoqualmie Pass, WA (425-434-7669). $10-$80.

• Dirty Tapes: VHSEX at the Grand Illusion
  
  Scarecrow Video, owner of one of the best B-movie archives in the world, assembled 80 minutes of raw video smut.
  
  Lust in the dust: Thursday’s showing sold out instantly so they added a late show on Saturday.
  
  Sat 11p. Grand Illusion, 1403 NE 50th St., University District (206-523-3935). $8.
  
  Nearby: Blue Moon Tavern; The District Lounge; Korean Tofu House

• To the Bone: Bone Thugs N Harmony at Neumos
  
  The Cleveland quartet celebrates 20 years in the rap game with all four original members.
  
  High roller: If you’re a superfan, $100 VIP tix earn you a private performance and a slice of pizza with the band.
  
  Sun 8p. Neumos, 925 E. Pike St., Capitol Hill (206-709-9442). $30.
  
  Nearby: Monsoon; Anchovies & Olives; Momiji