This Weekend

• Joyless Noise: We Don't Care About Music Anyway...
  
  This documentary about Tokyo's underground music scene features aggro turntablism and cello abuse.
  
  Anti-pop consortium: If all you know about Asian music is "Gangnam Style," this will blow your mind.
  
  Tonight-Sun 7p. Grand Illusion, 1403 NE 50th St., University District (206-523-3935). $8.
  
  Nearby: Blue Moon Tavern; The District Lounge; Korean Tofu House

• Save a Life: Dancing On The Valentine
  
  This benefit for the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society gets Seattle's best up-and-coming bands together.
  
  Lovecats: This year's show pays tribute to legendary mopey alt-rockers The Cure, so it should be a barrel of laughs.
  
  Sat 8p. Neumos, 925 E. Pike St., Capitol Hill (206-709-9442). $15 here.
  
  Nearby: Monsoon; Anchovies & Olives; Momiji

• Drum Destruction: Kodo at Meany Hall
  
  Japanese taiko group Kodo have brought serious percussion to stages around the world.
  
  Big beat: Some of the drums that the group uses weigh in at 900 pounds -- pity their roadies.
  
  Sat 8p & Sun 2p. Meany Hall, 4140 George Washington Ln, University District (206-543-4880). $41-45 here.
  
  Nearby: Lucid, Flowers, College Inn
  
  

• Keep It Sweet: Pike Chocofest
  
  You know that wine and chocolate are best friends, but beer can also be paired with the sweet stuff.
  
  Big numbers: This year's Chocofest is the hugest ever, with over 60 vendors offering tasty treats.
  
  Pike Brewing Co, 1415 First Ave, Downtown (206-622-6044). $45 here.
  
  Nearby: White Horse Trading; Alibi Room; BOKA