[Editor's Note: If you've had enough of the holidays at home, it might be time to get out of town. Here's one way to forget about fruitcake, courtesy of Rundown on Vegas].
Unlike some people whose names rhyme with “Pants Larmsbong," you don't need performance-enhancing drugs on your bike.
Booze will do just fine, thank you.
That the idea behind Cycle Pub, Vegas' newest mobile bar crawl experience. Grab 13 pals and pile into this stainless steel bar on wheels outfitted with speakers, iPod docks, and built-in cup holders.
No, this isn't the villain in the next Transformers movie. It's how you'll transform your typical pre-game and bar-to-bar stumble with an on-board keg. Pedal to downtown/Fremont Street bars including live music dive Bunkhouse, the Bohemian chic Downtown Cocktail Room, and the Coyote Ugly-style Hogs & Heifers.
Feel like getting weird at some out-of-the-way places? Customize your own route with a wristband that gets you drink specials wherever you wind up.
If that place happens to be a stationary event like a concert or festival, you can tap the keg and get boozy right on the bike (but NOT while it's in motion.)
If only Lance had heeded such warnings.