A New Yorker can have virtually anything — from booze to frisée to towncars — delivered to his or her doorstep.
And yet those of us with walkups are still consigned to sling body bag-sized sacks of laundry down the stairs each and every week.
But that's no longer the case thanks to Flycleaner, a new Uber-style service for your dirty duds.
First off, it'll pick your clothes up wherever you want. Your office, your gym, your secret sex dungeon — you decide.
In order to set up a new order, just fire up the free Flycleaner smartphone app and select your garments to be washed and folded or dry-cleaned. Boom: You get a real-time pickup clock, letting you know exactly when Flycleaners will arrive. (Or you could always schedule a pickup for later.)
Forgot to tell Flycleaners to treat that vintage silk chemise with extra care? Your order is still live on your phone, so you can send along special instructions post-pickup.
And they definitely won't ask about those sex dungeon stains.