Why put on the belt if you're just gonna take it off, anyway? Simply host your own high-end dinner without so much as looking at the stove. Épicerie Boulud provides all-natural, free-range birds that'll feed up to 12 people, butternut squash soup with toasted pumpkin seeds and cinnamon marshmallows, parmesan pumpkin loafs, chestnut and cornbread stuffing, roasted fall vegetables, mashed potatoes, and all the (other) fixin's. Best part? You can fall on your couch immediately afterward.
Order by November 26 at noon; pickup November 27. Thanksgiving dinner $295-395 here.