Pssst. Hey, you.
We know you're secretly scrambling for last-minute Labor Day ideas. The guys in accounting are doing the same thing.
Bad news, fellas. You're too late for Labor Day. But it's not too late to start thinking about autumn.
And a three-night stay at The St. Regis Aspen sounds a helluva lot better than squeezing your way into the last spot on the least-popular beach.
Of course, when we say "stay" we don't mean "stay." You'll be fly fishing on the Roaring Fork River and blasting the bejesus out of clay pigeons (or slightly less helpless creatures, should your bloodlust desire), and following it all up with a hike so effing beautiful that it should be illegal.
Luckily, fewer things are illegal in Colorado than they used to be. (Cough.)
But back to the blasting: You'll be guided by The St. Regis Aspen’s exclusive partner, the Aspen Outfitting Company, in the art of shooting, either on a private range or a hunting site. Guns, ammmo, and a good time are all provided.
Don't tell accounting.
The St. Regis Aspen
315 East Dean St., Aspen, Colorado
Packages: Blast & Cast begins at $987 for three nights; Aspen Hunting Clinic begins at begin at $3,756 for three nights/four days.