This is going to be short and sweet. We don't have a lot of time here.
Summer, as you are probably aware, is coming to a close. You have exactly one last sanctioned three-day weekend, and you will spend it at The Beach Club at Gurney's Inn.
The luxe Montauk mainstay, founded in 1926 by the Gurney family, has recently debuted its new 1,100-foot expanse of private, pristine beach, on which you will be served cocktails and oysters, and line-caught fish pulled from the water mere steps away.
And just in case you think "90-year-old resort" sounds stuffy, let us just tell you that you are very, very wrong.
This one has resident DJs spinning on Fridays. Oh, and table dancing. Oh, and bonfires.
And on Labor Day weekend, it'll hold one of its infamous Day & Night brunch parties. These are some epic high-class bacchanalias. In the past they've offered champagne bottle service.