Teeny Bikinis: Burlesque-A-Pades, Beach Party!
Don't let an overcast forecast ruin your weekend when you can stay sand-free at this strip-tease beach bash.
Do the hula: Come for the grass skirts and polka-dot bikinis and stay for the More Than Enough dance party afterward.
Sat 8p. Le Poisson Rouge, 158 Bleecker St. (Thompson St.), West Village. $15-20 here.
Nearby: Saxon + Parole; The Wren; BONDST
Jitterbug Out: Jazz Age Lawn Party
Break out your Gatsby suit for this retro shindig on Governors Island with tunes by Michael Arenella and His Dreamland Orchestra.
You oughta be in pictures: Get your vintage portrait made, battle in tug o' war, and check out the 1920s motorcar exhibition.
Sat-Sun 11a-5p. Colonels Row, Governors Island. $30 here.
River Run: Sunday at Sea
Greenpoint Fish & Lobster Co. sets sail on The Jewel cruise ship for an afternoon of lobster rolls, oysters, and ahi ceviche.
Working ship: Learn how to shuck your dinner and break down a lobster, with open bar to keep you hydrated.
Sun 1:30p. The Jewel, 10 India St. (West St.), Greenpoint. $60 here.
Who Wears Short-Shorts? Frequency — The Short Shorts Edition
This massive deep house party goes down at an underground Bushwick location with chandeliers and dueling DJs.
Extracurricular activities: Spend some quality time with the slip 'n' slide, LED pixel wall, and video-mapped installations.
Sat 10p. Bushwick location TBA. $25-30 here.
Stuntwoman, Acrobat, Actress
Favorite Neighborhood: Hell's Kitchen