Destroy an Animal Together
Nothing seals the father-son bond like slow-smoked meat. Pick up a Citibike and ride (carefully, you souses) into Manhattan to burn off some of those alco-calories. Then recoup them in the form of a "brontosaurus rib" or brisket sandwich lunch at Mighty Quinn's, downtown's best new BBQ joint.
103 2nd Ave. (E. 6th St.), East Village (212-677-3733)