Perp Walk: The History of Art, Crime, Drugs and Punk Rock on the Lower East Side
Cro-Mags frontman John Joseph leads this walking tour of the LES' gritty history.
Not for the kids: See old gang hangouts and drug spots, as well as the birthplaces of NYC's punk scene.
Sun 3p. Location TBA. $35 here.
Literary Lush: Hemingway in Havana & Paris
The Dead Rabbit hosts two days devoted to the great author and boozer, exploring the man's life and liquor.
Our kind of reading: Dale DeGroff serves up four Hemingway cocktails while Philip Greene leads a discussion of his recent book.
Sat-Sun 7p. The Dead Rabbit, 30 Water St. (Broad St.), Financial District. $60 here.
Nearby: Demi Monde; Delmonico's; The Dubliner
Don't Tell Mom: Tween Dweam Social
We don't know why art collective Flux Factory would host an '80-teen-themed blowout, but we're not complaining.
Party plan: Outfitted like your parents' basement, it's got pizza, a "secret bar," and karaoke.
Sat 8p. Flux Factory, 39-31 29th St. (40th Ave.) Long Island City. $10 here.
Nearby: Arepas Cafe; Salt & Fat; Cafe Triskell
Cut Ups: Found Footage Festival vs. Found Magazine
Yep, it's all found objects at this battle with vets of The Onion, Letterman, and This American Life.
Don't get lost: Found videos and found notes duel in bouts promising "music, comedy and blood."
Sun 7p. Littlefield, 622 Degraw St. (4th Ave.), Gowanus. $10-14 here.
Nearby: Littleneck; The Pines; Zuzu Ramen
Founder - Lady Of Grand food tours and events. Amateur wood shop enthusiast.
Favorite Neighborhood: LES, Grand Street 4 Life.
Jolie's Perfect Saturday:
You can catch me cruising on my bike, laughing at people waiting on brunch lines, touring the Kings County Distillery, sucking down oysters at Lobster Joint, seeing live music at Rockwood, and ending up at my favorite bar drinking the bourbon, ginger, lemon a la Abby.
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