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Do the Worm: Tequileria Maya Open now
A new tribute to agave opens next door to the Maya space, with chile piquin-rimmed margaritas and mezcal flights to sip with al pastor tacos and ceviche (bonus: you can buy your own tequila bottle and store it at the bar).
1191 1st Ave. (64th St.), Upper East Side (212-585-1818)
Pork Propulsion: Rocket Pig Opens this week
Trestle on Tenth's chef/owner goes whole hog with this piggy standalone shop with a massive smoked, spice-rubbed pork sandwich as its centerpiece, plus oysters and farm cheeses on the side.
463 West 24th St. (10th Ave.), Chelsea (212-645-5660)
Raise the Roof: The NoMad Rooftop Open today
Finally, you'll get to see The NoMad's roof. Well, maybe: Tickets for the five-course, $125 tasting menu must be reserved online at 11a day-of, but once there you'll get to gloat about that awesome outdoor garden and bronze cupola.
1170 Broadway (w. 28th St.), NoMad
Beach Yourself: Nautica Sample Sale Tue thru Thu
In case you haven't already figured out your summer-wear combinations, score jeans, polos, sportswear, and sleepwear on deep markdown.
123 W. 18th St., 5th Fl. (6th Ave.), Chelsea
Not Bread Alone: Sullivan Street Bakery Opens this week
The Chelsea branch of the inimitable bakery puts out chickpea fritters, tuna sandwiches, and on-tap wine, along with his well-loved loaves.
236 9th Ave. (24th St.), Chelsea (212-929-5900)
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