Your block has yet to be plowed and you've got no heat?
Spin this into an unforgettable in-town Valentine's season vacation at one of these boutique hotel penthouses.
Manhattan: Roger Williams Hotel Penthouse
A round-the-clock butler caters to your every whim (unlike at home, where you're too often the butler). Everything is customizable: You can go firm when she wants soft on pillows and toiletries, or lather Bulgari shampoo while she soaps up organic with L’Occitane.
Take her out to the landscaped terrace for a game of tonsil hockey with the majestic Empire State Building as a background.
Penthouse from $410 per night. Roger Williams Hotel, 131 Madison Ave. (212-448-7000)
Brooklyn: Hotel Le Bleu
Rose petals and Champagne start off your stay, with Park Slope’s charming restaurants and quaint boutiques within stumbling distance.
Take in sweeping scenes of the Manhattan skyline from your balcony, if you can tear yourself away from the view inside — the modern room has a spacious, stand up glass-walled shower smack in center, so her bathing body becomes the space’s main focus.
Valentine’s package available Feb 10-15 from $289 here. Hotel Le Bleu, 370 4th Ave, Brooklyn. (718-625-1500)