Your biggest problem right now: how to cram all of the city's St. Patrick's Day events into one weekend.
Don't worry, we've got you covered in a schedule that'll guarantee Guinness pie, old-school rap and a whole lot of green beer.
Friday 5p: Begin Your Bar Hop
Spend the next three days hitting venues with one entry fee thanks to the Miami Official St. Patrick's Day Bar Crawl, which includes mainstays like Tobacco Road, Batch Gastropub, and Segafredo Brickell.
Fri-Mon 5p-4a. $10 for Monday only, $20 for the weekend here.
Saturday 11p: It's Club-Style Irish
Slick Rick and DJ Iron Lyon headline FDR at Delano's all-night bash, which promises a throwback New York City vibe that'll rock till the sun rises on St. Patrick's Day.
Sat 11p-5a. FDR at Delano, 1685 Collins Ave., South Beach (305) 924 4071
Sunday Noon: Party on the Bay
Eleven hours of music, whiskey shots, and green beer await at the bayside Brickell Fest, one of the city's biggest St. Patty's Day parties.
Sun-Mon Noon-11p. Finnegan's Irish Pub, 401 SW 3rd Ave., Brickell (305-375-0179). $30-80 here.
Monday 3p: Just Like the Irish Would Do It
Head to John Martin's Irish Pub & Restaurant to party like the Irish. Or at least, eat like them, with Guinness stew and bangers and mash. At 3p, DJs take overr to spin the party until the wee hours.
Sun-Mon 11:30a-2a. John Martin’s Irish Pub & Restaurant, 253 Miracle Mile, Coral Gables (305-445-3777).