Look at you. Your craft beer palate is something to behold.
But you haven't met Funky Buddha's Maple Bacon Coffee Porter. Yes, the taste actually justifies the name, as this is much more than a smorgasbord of everything sinful but awesome — it's also rated the second-best porter beer in the world by Beer Advocate.
Once relegated to just taps, the porter is now finally being offered in bottles. Which means it's time to celebrate. Leave it to a brewer called Funky Buddha to organize a few ways to celebrate this week.
WORLD OF BEER TAP TAKEOVER
The Buddha boys will be at the World of Beer in Dadeland tonight to lay claim to every tap. And, yup, they'll be pouring that glorious porter.
Tue Jan 21. 9010 SW 72nd Pl., Dadeland (786-623-3522).
TAP 42 PAIRING
A keg of Maple Bacon Coffee Porter will pour Wednesday at Tap 42 as the gastropub offers a special pairing menu, including coffee-infused surf and turf.
Wed Jan 22. 1411 S Andrews Ave., Fort Lauderdale (954-463-4900). $23.
LOKAL TAP INVASION
LoKal, Miami's "most green" restaurant, will pour nothing but Funky Buddha on Thursday, including the breakfast-in-a-glass porter.
Thu Jan 23. 3190 Commodore Plaza, Coconut Grove (305-442-3377).