1. Score a Miami Heat Flagship Seat
If you want to sit close enough to tell LeBron what you think of his hairline, nothing compares to the Flagship seats. They're so close you'll never go back to lowly floor seats. Bring a bodyguard if you really plan on doing that hairline thing.
601 Biscayne Blvd., Downtown (786-777-1000). $750-4,500 here.