Sexy Christmas: Penthouse 50 X-Mas
Stay on the naughty list watching sultry dancers saunter from lounge to sky deck.
Cozy Up: In a secluded cabana with bottle service and beats by DJ’s Nikolas and Lazardi.
Fri 10p. Fifty Ultra Lounge at the Viceroy, 485 Brickell Ave., Downtown (305-503-4417). No cover.
Nearby: Truluck’s; Novecento; Balans
Jolly Bar Hop: Santacon 2013 Brickell
Don a Santa suit, drink, and spread cheer with other St. Nicks at Brickell bars.
Cheap concoctions: First one is on the house, then $4 until 8p.
Sat 11a-8p. Brother Jimmy’s BBQ, 900 S. Miami Ave., Brickell (786-360-3650). $20 here, $25 day of.
Nearby: Finnegan’s on the River; Toscana Divino; PAX
Coming of Age: Purdy Lounge 13th Anniversary Celebration
Nightclub longevity in SoBe deserves an open bar.
Miami’s own: Suenalo’s sexy sound and a routinely packed dance floor keep things interesting.
Tonight 11p. Purdy Lounge, 1811 Purdy Ave., Miami Beach (305-531-4622).Open bar until 1a. No cover.
Nearby: Pubbelly; Juvia; Shake Shack
Laugh Riot: Vice City Improv
Raunchy is best at this SNL-meets-Whose-Line-is-it-Anyway show called “Sinfully Entertaining.”
On the bill: Improv Olympic Comedy Guru Jeff Quintana and local stand-up Mike Mercadal lead the skits.
Sun 7p. Just the Funny Theater, 3119 Coral Way, Miami (305-693-8669).$15 here.
Nearby: Tarpon Bend; Swine; Open Stage & Club