Leave 2013 in the dust with fancy eats, open bars, and your first hangover of 2014.
And by hangover, we mean ringing in your ears from world-class DJs and enough blinged-out bashers to make even LeBron do a double-take.
On that note, a sweatband might not be the worst idea.
Lounge Into the New Year: dbBistro Moderne
Blow it up with a five-course tasting menu, champagne, ball drop, and DJ. Or lounge it with the raw bar, charcuterie, and oh, another DJ.
5p-3a. 225 Biscayne Blvd. Way, Downtown (305-421-8800). $75 and $195 here.
Courtside: Hyde Lounge
Only headliner Pitbull has better seats than those in this exclusive, 250-baller spot at court level.
8p. Hyde Lounge at the AAA, 601 Biscayne Blvd., Downtown (855-777-4933). $150-3,500 here.
For the Rock Stars: Delano South Beach
The Weeknd performs poolside, or indulge in a four-course meal at Bianca Restaurant. High rollers, reserve a cabana.
9p-5a. Delano South Beach, 1685 Collins Ave., Miami Beach (305-924-4071). $200-700 here.
Asian Style: Patpong Road
Travel to Asia at this hideaway above Khong River House for an Absolut-stocked open bar from 9-10p and a champagne toast. Music by DJ Damion Yancy.
9p-2a. Patpong Road, 1661 Meridian Ave., Miami Beach (305-763-8147). No cover.
Viva la Mexico: Mercadito
Get your Mexican on in Midtown with a five-course sharing menu at 9:45p, plus a two-hour open bar and champagne toast. Margarita toasts are also encouraged.
Mercadito, 3252 NE 1 Ave., Miami (786-369-0430). $90 here.
Now pass the bottle of pain reliever.