Holiday Jam: Jingle Bell Rock Winter Music Festival
DJs and 25 bands rock all night on four stages with a holiday song by each thrown in for good measure.
Santa’s buzzed: The St. Nick costume contest goes down easy with $2 drinks for 102 minutes.
Fri 6p. Tobacco Road, 626 S. Miami Ave., Downtown (305-374-1198). $10 cover after 9p.
Nearby: Blackbird Ordinary; Perricone’s; Baru Urbano
Raunch Royalty: Dave Chappelle
Welcome back the controversial comedian at the intimate venue after his career hiatus.
No holds barred: Chappelle owns the stage with jokes about Paula Deen and the Occupy Movement.
Sat 9:30p. Fillmore Miami Beach at the Jackie Gleason Theater, 1700 Washington Ave., Miami Beach (305-673-7300). Tickets $55 here.
Nearby: Pubbelly; Shore Club; Mokai
Hideously Festive: Ugly Sweater Christmas Party
This is one time when the sweater Grandma bought you last Christmas actually comes in handy.
Bottomless drafts: Plunk down $20 for endless craft brews from the list of over 200.
Fri 5p-2a. DRB, 501 NE 1 Ave., #103, Downtown (305-372-4565). $20.
Nearby: City Hall; Bin No. 18; Will Call
Moveable Feast: Miami Buskerfest Street Music Festival
Ride the Metromover while listening to Bonefish Johnny and Compositum Musicae Novae along the way.
Fill up: On goodies from the Filling Station, Sparky’s Roadside BBQ and Elwood’s Pub.
Fri 5-9p. Begin at any of eight Mentromover stops, and check the FB page for location updates. Free.
Nearby: CviChe 105; Finnegan’s on the River; PAX