Cookies and milk? Yeah, right.
If modern-day St. Nick is gonna kick back with Rudolph and co, it's gonna be with a cold one, and include bar-hopping in search of a few gals to joyfully add to his naughty list.
So break out your red plush Santa hat, 'cause you’re gonna need it.
You may look silly, but it’ll save you a few bucks on your drinks during the Fifth Annual South Beach Charity Santa Crawl.
Act now before this baby sells out and get ready to reap the benefits.
With five stops on the crawl — including the legendary, if a bit cheesy, Clevelander Bar and Zen Sai in the Essex Hotel — you’ll appreciate the appetizers as they soak up those first five free drinks.
Make sure you don’t misplace your included raffle tickets or you could miss out on prizes, including gift certificates to the bars on the route.
Dress in festive attire and bring a new unwrapped toy for Toys for Tots and save $20. You might even win the costume contest.
And better still, a spot back on Santa’s nice list.
Fifth Annual South Beach Charity Santa Crawl
Saturday, December 14
Price: $60; $40 in costume with an unwrapped new toy
Nearby: News Cafe; Oceans Ten; The Front Porch Cafe