Big 3, meet 3-and-0.
We can hardly believe we're writing this either, but it's true: Here comes Monday Night Football starring your undefeated Miami Dolphins.
You're going to need a few extra screens for this one. And maybe some stadium-sized brews.
Just in time, Duffy's Sports Grill in Coconut Grove has arrived. A perch high up on CocoWalk's second floor means you can add ample people-watching to 90 flatscreens' worth of perfect pixels.
As you can tell, this ain't your average hole-in-the-wall seedy bar. Instead, its sleek aluminum interior is nestled in an area dense with preppy khaki-short-clad women.
Of course, there are also Corona babes shelling out 22 oz. stadium-sized mugs of Coors Light, Corona Light, or Blue Moon with a sidecar of Grand Marnier that'll grab some attention.
But because you're not driving home in your own sidecar, you'll need some food to even out those monster mugs of beer. In the first half, that means finger-licking wings in eight different flavors (pro tip: you'll never get tired of spicy roasted garlic).
The second half calls for the monumental jacked up burger stuffed with pepper-crusted bacon and sandwiched between a pretzel roll.
Let's just hope our offensive line is eating some of those.
Price: 2 (out of 4)
Noise: 3 (out of 4)
Parking: Garage; street
Scene: Boisterous beer-loving, burger-eating sports fans
Best bets: Traditional jumbo wings; stadium-sized beer; jacked-up burger
Hot seat: Anywhere inside with a view of the 90 TVs
Nearby: Fat Tuesday; Makis Place; Bice Bistro