Sunday, January 25, 2015

Sons of Anarchy

1st Annual South Beach Bike Week rides into town


You already trust the Clevelander to deliver drunken debauchery 'till 4a (on a Tuesday), body painting contests, and plenty of boozy beach swims. 

But now it's bringing you and your riding gang something so much better:

The 1st Annual South Beach Bike Week. (Warning, this ain't for Vespas.)

Shine your helmet and buff those boots, it's time to celebrate the high-powered two-wheeled hog, complete with pool parties and erotica.

For gearheads, Bike Week will include vintage bike displays, a Helmet & Motorcycle Airbrush Exhibit, lots of revving engines, and something called a tattoo battle. (Pro tip: Don't show off your "Fate" calf tattoo unless you want to meet it.) 

But obviously that's not enough, so the Clevelander is going to crown the girl who looks best in a bikini as Ms. 2013 of South Beach Bike Week. And because competitions are best served in pairs, there'll also be an oyster-eating contest.

When not ogling Miami Heat dancers washing down shiny machinery, there's a pool party thing going on, with ridiculous squirt gun fights and heavy drinking games. 

But the most ridiculous part is the afterparty at the World Erotic Museum over on Washington.

Vroom, vroom.

1st Annual South Beach Bike Week
Friday-Sunday, August 16-18
Clevelander Hotel
1020 Ocean Dr., Miami Beach

Cost: $50 all-access pass here

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