You already trust the Clevelander to deliver drunken debauchery 'till 4a (on a Tuesday), body painting contests, and plenty of boozy beach swims.
But now it's bringing you and your riding gang something so much better:
The 1st Annual South Beach Bike Week. (Warning, this ain't for Vespas.)
Shine your helmet and buff those boots, it's time to celebrate the high-powered two-wheeled hog, complete with pool parties and erotica.
For gearheads, Bike Week will include vintage bike displays, a Helmet & Motorcycle Airbrush Exhibit, lots of revving engines, and something called a tattoo battle. (Pro tip: Don't show off your "Fate" calf tattoo unless you want to meet it.)
But obviously that's not enough, so the Clevelander is going to crown the girl who looks best in a bikini as Ms. 2013 of South Beach Bike Week. And because competitions are best served in pairs, there'll also be an oyster-eating contest.
When not ogling Miami Heat dancers washing down shiny machinery, there's a pool party thing going on, with ridiculous squirt gun fights and heavy drinking games.
But the most ridiculous part is the afterparty at the World Erotic Museum over on Washington.