What do Homer Simpson, Tony Soprano, and Peter Griffin have in common?
Entertaining as they are, none of those degenerates are your dad. Show your gratitude by spoiling your real-life pops with these top over-the-top Father's Day options.
Brunch at Terrazza
Hit up this poolside Italian chophouse (pictured) for their beefed-up Father's Day brunch with a charcuterie and cheese station, soy-marinated skirt steak dishes, and an assorted pizza table. Roll by the dessert station of tiramisu and chocolate cake, but not before you and the old man down a few whiskey-infused signature cocktails with orange and mint served over ice.
11a-4p. Terrazza at Shore Club,1901 Collins Ave., Miami Beach (305-695-3226). $38 per person with one cocktail or $58 for unlimited drinks.
RA Sushi’s All Day Happy Hour
Treat your old man to a happy hour on steroids with over 30 dishes including the Viva Las Vegas roll, shrimp tempura roll, and grilled short ribs for the non-fish fathers. Of course any happy hour wouldn't be complete without getting buzzed, so order either a Sapporo, a Kirin paired with hot sake, or the super potent Emperor’s Margarita. Or all three.
11a-midnight. 5829 Southwest 73 St., South Miami (305-341-0092). $2.25 and up.
The Spa at Equinox
After a rough game of one-on-one hoops with your dad where you again "let" him win, reap the spoils of sport like true warriors with a three-pack of either the deep tissue sport massage that'll help ease his tired old bones or a customized equissage massage that'll give him a say on his treatment. Either way, you'll come out feeling like the finest son a father could ask for.
8a-9p. Equinox, various locations here. Sport Massage package of 3 for $345; Equissage package of 3 for $420.