There's nothing like cruising the open sea, if it weren't for those meddlesome clothes getting in the way.
Luckily, it's almost time for The Big Nude Boat voyage — where you'll leave your clothes, tanlines, and inhibitions on shore as you cruise like a nude Christopher Columbus to Mexico, Costa Rica, and Panama.
All you gotta pack is your birthday suit before arriving at your first stop in Cozumel, Mexico, where you’ll scuba through coral reefs and chill under shady huts at the secluded nude beach on Passion Island.
Feel the breeze in your nether regions as you cruise to Limón, Costa Rica, trudging through jungle rain forests and ziplining through trees (we recommend protective clothing just this once) bringing you to your last stop: rafting the Panama Canal in Colón, Panama.
There's also plenty to keep you entertained on board along the way like a naked '70s dance club and masquerade ball, where the only clothing required is a funky gold mask.
Eight days of clothes-free partying?
We used to think Spring Break was the last chance for that.
The Big Nude Boat
Departs from Port Everglades, Fort Lauderdale
Cost: $798 and up, call for reservations