Sunday, February 1, 2015

Romance Package

Tosca welcomes dating for dummies


Professional athletes admit to taking PEDs to up their game.

Now, it's the amateurs' turn.

Performance enhancing datenight is now a reality thanks to South Beach's new Mediterranean wonderland, Tosca, where your game belongs in the Hall of Fame thanks to the restaurant's lone goal:

Provide the best romantic date in history.

The following awaits on-site: caviar, champagne, and an outdoor movie theater. For real.

Upon arrival, you'll be escorted to your own personal wonderland: the intimate, secluded outdoor garden with brown leather booths and retractable glass doors perfect for star gazing and footsie under the table.

Start dinner off while you're still on a roll with an order of caviar and two glasses of champagne, which leads to the milk-fed veal chop for your entree and her deciding on the tableside champagne parmesan risotto.

Take the evening to another level by whisking her away to the small outdoor movie theater for black-and-white flicks (Casablanca, perhaps?) while sipping on nightcaps.

If's all about home field advantage, and you just got yours.

210 23rd St., Miami Beach
(786) 216-7230

Price: 4 (out of 4)
Noise: 2 (out of 4)
Parking: Free valet
Scene: Pinky finger-up cocktail sippers with a lavish appetite
Best bets: Baeri royal sevruga kaviari caviar; milk-fed veal chop; tableside Champagne parmesan risotto
Hot seat: Intertwined in a large booth with your date sitting under the stars
Nearby: Mokai Lounge; Cameo; D’vine Hookah Lounge

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