The world’s tallest stripper, flying wee bartenders, and a pet goat walk into a bar…
…That bar is Beacher’s Madhouse. It opens in the MGM Grand on Valentine’s Day.
And no, this is not a joke.
Six years after closing at the Hard Rock, the notorious freakshow circus is making its long-awaited return to Vegas. Don't worry, it ain't coming back rusty. After a few years staying in game shape in LA, expect a Hollywood-style grand opening on Valentine's Day, February 14.
That means mini Miley Cyrus swinging on a wrecking ball, and mini Robin Thicke.
That means mascots in furry Elmo costumes dancing on stage with chicks in bikinis.
That means Oompa-Loompas and a shrunken Kiss cover band.
But before you can enter this 8,500-square-foot insane asylum, you need to find it, which means locating the secret entrance behind a bookcase at MGM Grand and walking through a tunnel that opens up to reveal the 15-stage smorgasbord of sin.
After that, you’re on your own.