4. Horse Play: Neon Flow at Crazy Horse III
Sure, you can clink champagne glasses with strippers at midnight. But the real men (and women) outlast the ball drop, partying till 4a for the clink of mimosa glasses, Bloody Marys and continental breakfast. Your reward will be hard-earned after DJ Gusto keeps you moving with an all-night rager of lasers, confetti, and plenty of skin.
9p-4a. 3525 W. Russell Road, Paradise (702-673-1700). $50 and up here.