You know your sport is in trouble when an Australian is getting fitted for the green jacket.
Plus, we know of another Masters that’s way more entertaining than anything happening at Augusta.
It’s called the Masters of Beer Pong and it’s coming to the Hard Rock July 4th weekend for a live demonstration of American exceptionalism.
The course consists of rows of beer pong tables flanked by cheerleaders and costumed freaks engaging in outrageous antics that make Happy Gilmore look like Arnie Palmer.
Ever try to throw a ping pong ball into a small plastic cup while go-go dancers shake their booties and flash their cleavage? If so, you’ve got a leg up on the competition. And you’ll need it, with teams flying in from all over the globe (and yes, we presume Australia) for a chance to grab a piece of more than $100,000 in prize money.
In between battling rival squads, you’ll relax with regular BPONG pool parties (pictured) and access to Hard Rock’s Body English nightclub and famed Rehab party.
With that kind of prize money, you could do college all over again. Call it a pong scholarship.