Why pay good money to be yelled at by a foul-mouthed buffoon?
Because this buffoon is none other than Andrew Dice Clay, who returns to the stage as part of a raunchy residency at Hard Rock club Vinyl through May 26.
Expect the same chain-smoking, leather-clad Dice ripping through every taboo in the book. From behind those trademark Aviator shades, he'll be in his element in this dark, speakeasy-style venue that looks like a dungeon built just for him.
Yes, he still does the naughty nursery rhymes a la the NSFW “Hickory dickory dock…” that got him banned from MTV for life. But told from the perspective of an aging 55-year-old comic, the 70-minute show bubbles with reinvigorated life. (Maybe thanks to a little blue pill.)
He rips Tiger Woods, Jerry Seinfeld, and just about anyone who gets in his way — including the audience. (A word of advice: the closer you sit to the stage, the greater your chance of being roasted by the Diceman.)
With appearances on Entourage and last year’s release of his first comedy special in 15 years, the self-proclaimed “Rocky of Comedy” is tanned, rested, and ready to take another swing.
Just be careful it’s not at you.