Gather your fraternity brothers.
Unretire all your old college talents at Rockhouse, recently re-opened in the Venetian after last year's closing of its original party station at Imperial Palace.
In this slightly more grown-up version, the makeshift keg tables of the old location have been swapped with real, actual tables and plush sofas to create a more loungy feel than its dive bar predecessor.
Yet thankfully, some things never change, like hot chicks thrashing around in cages, hanging from tire swings, and serving you two-for-one drinks without a lot of clothing getting in the way.
Addressing the remainder of your baser male urges is a fully stocked bar menu outfitted with massive chili cheese hot dogs, chicken nacho towers, and beef and egg tacos from the "build your own" taco menu.
Let's not forget beer pong, DJs, pool tables and, of course, 80-ounce plastic guitars you can fill with booze and chug through a straw attached to the base.
Oh, and did we mention the mechanical bull?
Male fantasy complete.