Don't get us wrong, we love our steakhouses — but something was missing that we didn't even realize.
Fire-breathing models in elaborate costumes prancing down a catwalk.
Steaks get sexified at Crystals at CityCenter's new steakhouse/theatrical nightclub SHe by Morton's, where USDA prime cuts of meat and lingerie-clad stilt walkers meet to start your salivation.
Sink into a plush half-circle booth and direct your attention to the LED catwalk, populated by women in cotton candy bras, Eyes Wide Shut masks, and Brazilian Carnival outfits. They serve as the appetizers for main courses of 40-ounce porterhouse steaks, Maine lobster rolls, and jumbo lump crab wraps.
Dessert can be enjoyed in the downstairs steakhouse in the form of peanut butter & jelly vodka cocktails, cupcake martinis, and $7,500 Remy Martin bottle service.
Or repair to the upstairs nightclub, where a video projection screen and massive stage serve as the backdrop for vaudevillian booty shakers and all manner of risqué performance weirdness.
Simply going somewhere and ordering a steak? Now utterly obsolete.