There's more to March than green beer and St. Paddy's Day drunks.

It's also the start of Vegas pool season, indoor day clubs (read: adult pool parties) with spectacular views of impossibly proportioned — and surgically enhanced — bodies.

Here's your rundown of the top poolside openings this month.

March 9: Wet Republic at MGM Grand
Vibe: An enormous pool, celebrity hosts, and an ultra-sexy scene rivals the notorious Rehab (which goes down Sundays at Hard Rock, starting April 22).
Go: Sundays for DJ Robbie Rivera
3799 Las Vegas Blvd. South (702-891-1111)

March 15: Liquid at Aria
Vibe: A modern Tahitian vibe with a secluded VIP area, reserve one of their eight private cabanas for maximum fun.
Go: Thursdays thru Saturdays
3730 Las Vegas Blvd. (702-693-8300)

March 17: Encore Beach Club at Encore
Vibe: This Euro-style dayclub allows you to lounge on oversized lily pads and dance under shower poles.
Go: Every Saturday and Sunday (except Easter Sunday, when you should be in church).
3121 Las Vegas Blvd. South (702-770-7300)

Later In March: Bare at The Mirage
Vibe: Uh, bare. Women go topless in a palm-lined area and the private VIP section has an infinity pool overlooking the dolphin habitat.
Go: Check out local talent at Thursday's Topless Industry Night. We'll leave it to you to figure out what industry they're referring to.
3400 Las Vegas Blvd. South (702-791-7111)