Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Freaks and Geeks

Alien Cathouse is the Area 51 of brothels

Yes, there's a market for a XXX Comic-Con.

If you thought Nevada had run out of ideas for high-concept, off-Strip legalized pay-for-play — think again.

The first sci-fi brothel, Alien Cathouse, opens next month just 90 lightyears miles northwest of Vegas. 

The brainchild of Moonlite Bunny Ranch owner, reality TV star, and obvious creative genius Dennis Hof, this new carnal den is staying mum about details like the girls’ costumes — or whether they’ll be painted green.

One thing we do know: former Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss has hitched her wagon to Hof’s battlestar, bringing her consultative skill to the project in the form of Chief Alien Design Queen.

She'll be designing extraterrestrial décor and wearable art for the talent — and also for Hof’s nearby Area 51-themed Alien Travel Center (a bar, gas station, and convenience store).

We'll turn around now while you make a whole new category of UFO jokes.

Alien Cathouse
Anticipated opening in February
2711 E. Highway 95, Amargosa Valley

Spock's smut: Check out the news section of NSFW bunnyranch.com for updates on Alien Cathouse.

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