Porno Performers: Competitive Erotic Fan Fiction
Watch 10 comedians compete to bring titillating fictional fantasies to life. It's like an old school rap battle, but with more f-bombs.
Lewd ladies: Or catch ukulele-strumming duo Garfunkel and Oates sing about getting too intimate with go-karts and ducks.
Fri 7:50p. NerdMelt Showroom, 7522 W. Sunset Blvd., Hollywood (323-851-7223). $8 here.
Nearby: Bar Lubitsch; The Hudson; Laurel Hardware
Philippines Fundraiser: Eat My Blog Bake Sale
Support the massive humanitarian aid efforts underway in the central Philippines by picking up gourmet sweets and savories.
Helping hand: If you can’t make it, direct donations to the Philippine Red Cross are accepted here.
Sat 10a. Coolhaus Pasadena, 59 E. Colorado Blvd., Pasadena (310-424-5559). Free.
Nearby: Lucky Baldwin's; Vertical Wine Bistro; Bar Celona
Bowling for Booze: Fall Lawn Bowling Party in the Park
Don your suspenders and Sperrys for a three-game lawn bowling tournament and afterparty at Skylight Gardens.
Secret sips: Alcohol isn't allowed in the park, but they'll have mixers on hand in case you want to add them to the "water" in your water bottle.
11a-2p. Holmby Park Lawn Bowling Club, 646 Comstock Ave., Westwood. $10-15 here.
Nearby: Palomino; 800 Degrees; Yamato
This Weekend in Santa Barbara: Holiday Wine Tasting and a Night of Mozart
Pick your new go-to party wine for the holiday season by sampling from over 70 handpicked wines.
Next level culture: After wine tasting, walk down the street for a Mozart festival to make Vienna envious.
Sat Noon. SOhO Restaurant and Music Club, 1221 State St., Santa Barbara. $35, call (805-845-5247) for tix.
Future Funk: Deltron 3030
Hear hypnotic hip-hop rhymes and rhythms as the mighty Deltron crew is joined onstage by a full orchestra.
Spotify stream: Deltron’s follow-up to their classic debut back in 2000 is a worthy sequel — listen here.
Sun 8p. The Fonda Theatre, 6126 Hollywood Blvd., Hollywood (323-464-0808). $32 here.
Nearby: Blue Palms Brewhouse; The Well; The Bowery