You’re feeling a cold coming on.
At least that's what you should tell your colleagues in today’s meeting.
For most people, a mid-week Halloween might mean that the partying ended last weekend. But you’re not most people. And just because the 31st lands on a Thursday this year doesn’t mean you have to hang up your Sharknado costume for good before the big day.
Start faking a cough around the office now. After hitting up a few of the top 5 Halloween parties in LA tomorrow night, you’ll be calling in sick Friday.