Look: We'd be happy to go out aquatically via shark attack, tsunami, or even red tide poisoning. Just anything but this.
Yes, Sir: BootCamp at MessHall Starts Fri
Short Order takes over Test Kitchen for a pop-up, allowing chef Keith Silverton to plate up steak tartare tacos and pork chops with tabasco butter.
6333 W. 3rd St. (S. Fairfax Ave.), Mid-City West
Surf N' Turf: Hellawood Open now
Spray-painted surfboards, ocean polaroids, and swimwear by LA designer Mikoh show up at Space 15Twenty's current pop-up installation.
1520 N. Cahuenga Blvd. (W. Sunset Blvd.), Hollywood
Flash Finds: Gilt Groupe Warehouse Sale Sat
Drink cocktails while scooping up designer gear at deeper discounts than you'll get online (it's less weird than doing both at your desk). Afternoon tickets still available.
6063 W. Sunset Blvd. (N. Beachwood Dr.), Hollywood
Tap That: Simmzy's Open now
Manhattan Beach's beloved pub brings beer runs from 30 taps, wood-fired burgers with fried chilis, and communal tables to a new Long Beach location.
5271 E. 2nd St. (E. Broadway), Long Beach (562-439-5590)
Frank Tank: Dog Haus Open now
This sausage destination's third stop serves up yet more savory dogs done right — topped with eggs, wrapped in smoked bacon, and blessedly shorter lines than Pink's.
410 E. Main St. (S. Chapel Ave.), Alhambra