Thursday, October 30, 2014

Big Swingers

Clothing optional luxury suites debut at Rangers season opener

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Yesterday, the Texas Rangers finally made history.

In an effort to attract more niche groups to spend big bucks at its games, they became the nation's first ballclub to welcome nudists to one of three new clothing-optional suites on the Lexus Club Level at Globe Life Park in Arlington.

Of course, fans are required by law to show up to the park fully dressed. But once inside the redesigned suites with custom tinted privacy partitions, all bets (and pants) are off.

The $1,600-per-guest ticket price to watch a game from the 20-person sanctums gets you plenty of perks beyond feeling the Cracker Jack-scented breeze on your privates.

There's an en-suite open bar, on-demand touch-screen food ordering, and plush microfiber seating that prevents, um, sticking.

As with clothing-optional beaches, being naked here isn't supposed to be sexual.

Though getting to third base will be easier than ever.

Lexus Club Level Nudist Suites
Globe Life Park in Arlington
1000 Ballpark Way, Arlington

rangers.mlb.com

Price: Now booking from $1,600 per person per home game here.
Nearby: Hooter's; Chippendale's @ Six Flags Over Texas; House of Thongs
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