If you haven't yet looked at your calendar — or weren't awakened with a rose petal path to your lingerie-clad girlfriend holding a bucket of donuts — Valentine's Day is (finally) here.
But don't worry. You won't find a laundry list of last-minute date ideas here.
Because you only need one.
Tonight, the Dallas Burlesque Festival presents its Valentine's Burlesque Show. The shimmying-and-shaking extravaganza features numbers from more than 16 acts, including Ursula Undress from Atlanta, Minxie Mimieux of Dallas, and Lola Martinet from San Francisco.
Or save your strength for tomorrow night's Saturday Spectacular, headlined by 2011 Playboy Playmate of the Year, Claire Sinclair (pictured).
Unlike champagne, flowers, or chocolates, what you take away from this Valentine's Day can provide endless nights of exotic delights.
No matter which of you rocks the feather boa.
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