Heart-shaped jacuzzis and vibrating beds do not a romantic getaway make. Neither does CVS.
Rather than cross the threshold into some cornball-themed suite, you're going to give her 21 hours of Valentine's Day bar-raising with the Extreme Love package at W Dallas-Victory.
Yep, extreme. Really.
First off, you'll be staying in an Extreme Wow Suite, which besides sounding like a Korean pop song is the perfect domain for you two love doves, thanks to 1,323 square feet of luxury living, including a private terrace.
Then begin the night with a private four-course chef's dinner, served at the full dining room table in the room. Which is the bed. Which leaves you at a crossroads.
Stay sandwiched between sheets, or head out to experience Love Is in the Air with the Dallas Symphony as VIPs.
If you go for the latter, schedule a bottle of bubbly and chocolate-covered strawberries to greet you upon your return, along with a sensual gift the hotel has left for you.
The next morning, forget breakfast in bed and prepare for a relaxing couple's massage right in your room. With just a couple hours left before checkout, it's time to put that Do Not Disturb sign to one final test.
It's your V-Day duty.
Extreme Love Package at W Dallas-Victory
Friday-Saturday, February 14-15
2440 Victory Park Ln., Victory Park
Includes: Extreme Wow Suite; turndown service; private four-course chef's dinner in room; 2 VIP tickets to "Love is in the Air" with the Dallas Symphony; bottle of bubbly and chocolate-covered strawberries; in-room couple's massage; special sensual gift
Reserve: Call (214) 397-4100 to book this package.
Nearby: Cook Hall; American Airlines Center; Naga Thai