Training for a marathon takes months of dedication, endurance building, and abundant athleticism.
Training to steer clear of multiple raging bulls requires a dose of certifiable insanity.
But just think of the awesome selfies you can snap as you race for your life in The Great Bull Run, an event that ramps up the danger over past local versions by using up to 24 real 1,500-pound bulls.
The race is short (just 1/4 mile), but when there's a pair of sharp horns three inches from your prized glutes, it'll seem much, much longer.
Once you reach the finish line, however, there are rewards aplenty. Your ticket includes participation in Tomato Royale, a food fight of epic proportions. You'll also get an official tee, runner's bandana, and an ice-cold victory beer. Plus, the day-long festival includes live music, food, and even more beer.
Best of all, if you sign up by midnight today you'll save $30.
Just enough to invest in some proper butt padding.