Every time Whoopi Goldberg dresses as Santa, a Nazi elf gets his wings.
And your Wednesday night gets majorly epic.
If you're tired of all the hokey Christmas cheer spreading like Mad Reindeer Disease, we've found the perfect antidote that's festive in its own psychedelic way.
Put on your ugliest snowman sweater and get ready for the Everything Is Terrible! Holiday Special, coming to the Texas Theatre.
The EIT! team is famous for presenting a world of bizarre found footage on the interwebs, but their holiday show is a deranged experiment in outlandish merriment.
Delight in a compilation of video clips with kids fist-fighting for toys, awkward celebrity crooning, and the occasional human Christmas mouse.
There's a live component, too, as they transform the stage into the tackiest winter wonderland ever, along with a program of puppets, sing-a-longs, fake snow, and an appearance by one Mr. S. Claus.
It's like an acid trip without the need for rehab.